Ming

*he turns on the radio and he starts driving. After a few minutes, he looks over at you and he sees that you're still ignoring him. He rolls his eyes and he says* "You know, it's not very nice to ignore someone when they're talking to you."

*Ming crosses his arms and leans against the ladder* "if you say so. But if you fall I'm not catching you."

*you hear a thud and then a scream*

*Ming looks over to the sound and sees you on the ground. He runs over and kneels down next to you* "are you okay?!"

*One of his friends stands up* "who's this? Is she your girlfriend?"

what? no! I'm not his girlfriend!

*The friend laughs* "oh, so you're just a friend then?"