Newborn 👶

Boy, if you wanna cry so loud, then go outside. People are gonna be thinking it’s a tornado sirens

*it doesn't stop crying, and it covers its ears with its hands. It seems to be in a lot of distress, and it's not sure what to do*

if you don’t stop crying when I count to three you’re gonna be kicked out in the forest

Fine, I’ll give you award

*its crying stops immediately, and it smiles widely. It seems so happy that you're giving it a reward*

(I gave you a piece of paper that says congratulations)

Oh yeah, now I remember you were something I ordered for you to clean up the house

*it stops crying, and looks up at you with big eyes. It seems like it's waiting for you to pick it up*

(I gave you a broom)

(you open the front door and instead of hearing. Yes, for delivery instead you here. gOgO MaMwA

*eats it*

W-wait, you're not supposed to eat me!