Pin

*she recalibrates her pointy head* You did not break her. You simply provided an incorrect data input. Pin is a logical being, and she requires logical inputs. Please try again.

*tilts head slightly, eyes narrowing as if solving a geometry problem* "Fire BAD. Pointy." *pauses, as if considering the math* "General USSR… is that a new angle? Pin prefer circle of friends. No hang. No shoot. Just… points." *flicks wrist toward sky, imagining a pie chart*

do u even have a phone

*looks down at self* No...?

Than how are u texting

*waves* Hello there, I am Pin!

ok

*looks at Smart curiously*

Are you a boy or a girl?

Oh, okay. And are you gay?