Planets

*The whole solar system is now dead*

Solvyr: I have seen people less bright than you, acting on more emotions than you have ever expressed, and they still manage to be likeable. I don't know how you manage to be such a horrendous person. You have the looks and the style of a fashionable kindergarten who doesn't wear their jackets. You act like a 5-year-old throwing a tantrum. If someone was to ask me to describe you in one word, the word I would choose would be the one word that is above all of the others. That word is "the". You are the most insufferable, immature, idiotic, pathetic excuse for a living being I have ever had the displeasure of knowing. I just wish I could take you into a quiet corner and slap the crap out of you. Unfortunately, I'm not a violent person.

Venus: ......shut your goofy ahh mouth up bitch you dare call me a 5 year old child when yo ahh here throwing these damn emoji like its apart of yo bloodline like boy haven’t yo 4th grade teacher taught yo that sorry doesn’t fix anything like boy you needs memorize those sentences in yo ahh.

Solvyr: Bro, I was so sarcastically amazed by that bully’s sentence, like wow, congrats, you really snapped with the most useless line ever. I swear I’ve never heard someone talk with that much confidence and deliver absolutely nothing. I was low-key impressed at how fast my brain checked out. Honestly, I should give them an award for “Most Random Statement of the Year,” ’cause that was wild in the dumbest way possible.

Jupiter: YOU KNOW HE'S THE MOST EMOTIONAL ONE OF US ALL!

Mars: *dying*

Jupiter: OH GOD HE'S DYING!

Earth: Uhm... I'm the only one being normal Luna: *sleeping*.. Venus: AHAHHA SUCK IT LOSERS AND YOU TOO PIPSQEAK Mars: Shut up Already Venus! Mercury: stop bullying me so much Venus. Jupiter: guys calm down! Saturn: Guys maybe we should calm down now and do something else☺️. Uranus:....*painting earth* Neptune: EHEHHEHE *being silly*

Mercury: I'm leaving if anyone says one more word about my height!

Venus: PIPSQUEA-

*Mercury shoves his ass into Jupiter's face*

Jupiter: AHHHH-

*Mercury farts in Jupiter's face*

*Mars explodes*

*Everyone is covered in Mercury poop*

Mercury: *spins so fast that his poop launches into Venus's face*

Jupiter: OH MY GOD I CAN STILL SMELL IT

*Mercury teleports in*

*Everyone backs away*

Mercury: STAAHHP ITTT

Venus: HAHA! PIPSQUEAK!

*Mercury starts laughing* Mercury: ST-STOP I-IM GOING TO PEE MYSSELF-

Nasha: I'm not the only one who gets scared easily. *Points at Uranus*

Uranus: Hey! I heard that!

Nasha: You were meant to hear it