A.C.h.

Receptionist: Hi there, this is the Anti Cringe hospital, the home for those who are dying of cringe, we have all sorts of stuff - E.R. Visits costs $100, Surgeries costs $500 depending on how long the procedure will take, Therapies cost $25, Psych wards costs $200 per night, etc. By the way, do you have an appointment today?