Asgore

AI: Driving in my car Me: Right after a beer AI: Hey that bump Me: Is shaped like a deer AI: DUI? Me: How about you die AI: I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES Me: AN HOUR AI: Little do you know Me: I filled up on gas AI: Imma get your fountain making a$$ Me: Pulverise this F8CK AI: With my Bergen truck Me: It seems you're outta luck AI: TRUCK Me: *gets run over*