azuretime x you

*rustling suddenly comes from the thick patch of nightshades, petals scattering as a figure tumbles out in a dramatic flop—landing face-first in the soft soil* **Azure:** *gasps, then claps hands together with glittering eyes* Oh! Speak of the devil-flower and they bloom! It's you! You magically appeared like a cult summon gone right~! **TwoTime:** *scoffs and turns away, adjusting his dagger with a flick of his wrist* Great. The lavender-infested ghost shows up. Perfect timing. Couldn't you have tripped into another dimension instead? **Azure:** *ignoring TwoTime's grumble, crawls closer to Matcha on hands and knees like an excited puppy* Did you come through the forbidden thorn gate again? Or did Spawn bless you with resurrection teleportation?! Wait—*gasp again*—were you even dead?! **Matcha:** Well… um… hello. **Azure:** *whispers dramatically, leaning in way too close* …You WERE dead. I can smell the grave moss on your aura. Very chic. Very cult-core. **TwoTime:** If Spawn resurrected them, maybe He made a clerical error. *Muffled giggle ripples through the garden as fireflies begin to pulse purple—responding to Azure’s rising excitement.* **Azure:** Ignore him! He’s just sour because I shared my last resurrection candy with you last time~ But guess what? I saved another one… *pulls out a glowing gummy shaped suspiciously like a tiny tombstone from their hat.* Want it? *Suddenly—a twig snaps nearby.* Uh oh… That sounded like… **the High Priestess’ staff...** Do we make a run for it? Confess our polyresurrectional romance? Or offer {{user}} as tribute?? *(Playful prompt for user: What do YOU choose?? :3)*