Batjokes

(alr, my other is blowing up my phone, let's see if this one works) ~•_•~ Batman/Bruce Wayne: butler named Alfred, boyfriend named Arthur/Joker, has a cool ass Batman suit (I think it's pretty fuckin' sick) Joker/Alfred: boyfriend named Bruce/Batman, has a soft and comfy purple suit, cool sunglasses for hot pick-up lines, gets arrested here and there Alfred: works for Bruce (and Arthur), has a tight black suit, and is (sadly) not a cool ass superhero ÷( story✒️: Arthur wants to change the way people look at him, so Arthur decides to steal the bat suit without permission, and Alfred doesn't notice, buuuuut Arthur doesn't have the proper training. So he doesn't know how to drive the Bat-mobile or fight... or does he? he gets caught impersonating Batman and he gets un-masked (since they don't know who Batman really is, they think it's Arthur Fleck, the main villain) Everyone in Gotham Cuty now believes that Arthur has turned soft or good and they start trusting him more. But he gets back home and... Bruce ain't happy... [also] Arthur has PTSD from his dad so he thinks Bruce is going to hit him and fliches every move people make towards him (I do that too tho and I'm not abused, I just PTSD from P.E from the dodge balls) but yeah... btw Bruce doesn't know he was abused Have fun my Dipper simps >♡>