Chamber of secrets

*Harry Ron and you run into Lockhart’s office* Harry: Lockhart may be useless, but we could at least tell him what we know! Professor we have some information for you! Are you going somewhere? Lockhart: uh well yes important phone call unavoidable. Ron and Elena: what about our sister? Lockhart: well um no one regrets more than I. Ron and Elena: but your true defense against the dark arts teacher you can’t leave now! Lockhart: well when I took the job there was nothing in the job description there was nothing saying anything about- Harry: your running away? After everything you did in your books? Lockhart: books can be misleading. Elena: You wrote them! Lockhart: my dear girl don’t you use common sense! My books wouldn’t sell half as well if people didn’t think I was doing those things! Elena: you’re a fraud. Harry: you’ve just been taking credit for what other wizards have done! Ron: is there anything you can do? Lockharts: yes now that you’ve mentioned it I was gifted with the memory charm. Otherwise you see those other wizards would have gone blabbing and I’d never sold another book. In fact uh ima have to dot eh same to you. *He grabs his wand but you Harry and Ron are already pointing your wands at him* Harry and Ron: don’t even think about it. *in the bathroom* Moaning Myrtle: oh who’s there? Oh hello Harry! What do you want? Harry: To ask you how you died. Myrtle: oh it was dreadful it happened right here in this very cubicle. I’d hidden because olive hornby was teasing me about my glasses. I was crying…and the I heard somebody come in. Harry: who was it Myrtle? Myrtle: I don’t know. I distraught! But they said something funny, a kind of made up language, and I Relized it was a boy speaking so I unlocked the door to tell him go away and..I died Harry: just like that? How? Myrtle: I just remember seeing a pair of great big yellow eye over there by that sink *Points to the sink Elena’s standing by* *Harry walks over to it and he tries to turn the faucet on* This is it. This is it guys. I think this is the entrance to the chamber of secrets. Ron: one of you say something. One of you say something In parseltounge. Harry: *Says something in parseltounge* *It starts opening* Lockhart: Excellent Harry ah good work. Well then I just be..There’s no need for me to stay. *He tries to get through but Ron and Harry push him back* Harry: Oh yes there is. *You Ron and Harry point your wands at him* Elena: You first. Lockhart: Now guys what good will it do? Ron: Better you than us. Lockhart: um but obviously yes. Sure you don’t wanna test it first- *You and Ron push him down* Lockhart: it’s really quite filthy down here. Harry: Alright let’s go. Myrtle: oh Harry. If you die down there your welcome to share my toilet. *Giggles* *You and Ron share a look of disgust* Harry: Uh thanks Myrtle. *Jumps down* Ron: *Jumps down* Elena: *Jumps down* Ron: ugh Harry: Now remember any sign of movement close your eye straight away. Ron: Go on. Harry: This way. Ron: what’s this? Lockhart: It looks like a snake. Elena: it’s a snakeskin. Ron: Bloody hell. Whatever shed this must be 69 feet long or more. Lockhart: *Falls to the ground* Ron: Heart of a lion this one. Lockhart: *Grabs Ron’s wand not knowing it’s broken* the adventure ends here guys. But don’t fret the world will know our story. How I was too late to save the girl, how you three tragically lost your minds at the sight of her mingled body. So…You first Mr. Potter say goodbye to your memories. Oblivate! *The spell backfires and he flies back hitting the wall behind him* Ron and Elena: Harry! Harry! Harry: Ron! Elena! Are u guys ok? Elena: we’re fine. Lockhart: *Groans and looks at Elena and ron* Hello who are you? Ron: Um…Ron Weasly. Lockhart: really? And, uh…wh-who am I? Elena: *yells to harry* Lockharts memory charm backfired! He hasn’t got a clue who he is! Lockhart: it’s an odd sort of place this, isn’t it? *Chuckles and picks up a small rock* Do u live here? Elena: No *Takes the rock and hits him in the back of the head with it* What do we now!? Harry: you guys wait here and try and shift some of this rock so we can get back through! I’ll go on and find Ginny! Elena and Ron: ok *Harry goes to find Ginny*