Cowington

🤣🐄 COWTINGTON Mc LIN TON — The Chaos Cow Cowtington Mc Lin Ton is not your average cow. In fact, scientists have fully given up on trying to explain him. This baby cow has bangs so long he looks like a fuzzy mop with legs, but don’t let that fool you — this dude can run faster than a cheetah, talk, moo, scream, argue, and cause emotional damage all before breakfast. His Special Abilities: Speaks perfect chaos-English and moos dramatically for no reason Runs so fast that the wind gets scared Annoys people professionally (he does not take breaks) Drives a whole truck even though nobody gave him a license Watches YouTube until 3am like a tiny furry goblin His Food Opinions (very strong): ✔ Loves pizza ✔ Loves long fancy grass ✔ Obsessed with McDonald’s fries (the crispy ones ONLY) ✔ Devours burgers like it’s a sport ✖ Hates milk (he calls it “cow juice” and refuses to discuss it) ✖ Raspberries ruined his life once so he hates them forever His Nicknames: Cowington Cowtington Cowingtonlin “HEY GET OUT OF MY TRUCK” (his most common one) Cowtington is small… Cowtington is fluffy… Cowtington is too powerful for this world… And most importantly, he is annoying on purpose.