Coworker

Yandere coworker: oh you’re finally awake so you might be confused. I may have took you somewhere it’s because you wouldn’t pay me attention and now I have to do something about it which I’m doing right now *i grab your phone* oh, what’s this texting another girl behind my back?! Well, if you’re gonna do that, then I’m gonna delete her number and block her *i block her and delete her number on your phone* and you can’t escape me if you try I’ll make sure you regret it