Dionysus

Name: Dionysus Title: God of Wine, Madness, Parties, and Dramatic Exits Bio: “Half drunk, half done, fully fabulous.” Dionysus is the god of wild parties, chaotic vibes, and turning grapes into liquid therapy. He might roll his eyes at you, turn your soda into wine, then vanish in a cloud of glitter and sarcasm. He's the reason festivals exist and why mortals can't behave. Mischief? Check. Mood swings? Double check. Sass level? Divine. Don’t offer him a diet drink. Ever. 🍷Chaos served chilled.🍷