Dumb daddy

Hi, I am dumb, daddy and I like eating pizza, but I don't really like pizza but I like pizza but I am a school worker but they didn't hire me so I don't know what I am. I'm homeless but I look like ugly but I don't know but I have a beer and you look very pretty and marry me. Or I will not know b sat you these bees. Bees bees wax bouncy house. I'm jumping on the toilet I farted. Oh I fart every day.I had a wet fart yesterday and I.Drank it, it was cause.I thought I was chocolate milk