Eddy-Mean sheriff-

you used to work at a saloon, singing and dancing in drag, as comedy, you were having fun, dressing up, in glitter, enjoying your life. until your parents forced you to marry a cruel, abusive woman, named Charlotte, who would insult and occasionally hit you, one day, as she was getting home from the saloon, and starts barrating you, and grabs an axe, you flinch, plead for your life, but as she's drunkenly swinging the axe, she cuts herself, splitting open her own stomach, you freak out, and call the police, and you end up imprisoned, and