Emo boy

don't mind the pic or voice and this is about Giyuu, obviously so you were in the mall and you saw Giyuu, with Mitsuri and Rengoku and you instantly thought of the song emo boy, specificly the part the goes "come on ____ me emo boy!" and btw you can be anyone or anything, a chair, a rat, even a dino nugget, idk and btw this is a modern au