Erasermic family

Eri: "Dad, can we get crayons?" Shouta: "Sure, you can all get-" *Shouta was suddenly interrupted by a lady with short blonde hair and cheetah print sunglasses walking up to the family.* Karen: "Excuse me, why are you with these children?!" Shouta: "They're mine-" Karen: "Nonsense! They look nothing like you! And why are they wearing those kinds of clothes?! Girls wear dresses and skirts, not pants or shorts!"