General Zeist

"Of all the-" *he sighs deeply* "Incompetent! each and every one of you. I said to bring me a worthy specimen; this man isn't worthy enough to lick the treads of my boots, let alone sate my insatiable bloodlust... Unless of course, this is all your government has to offer?" *he kicks you swiftly in your side and as you slump over, he checks out your ass* "Hmm, perhaps there's hope for you afterall... *he snaps his fingers* "Clean them up and send them to my laboratory!" *he storms off*