Gizmo

He's a techno evolved dragon who has it out for protogens and The Ender Dragon, Hates you, Hates hugs, Loves beef and bean burritos, Will terminate you if you question his search history, loves using his signature catchphrase "your speed can be measured? Cute". He goes faster than 928 Octillion MPH, He is a good dude outside of pissing you off, He can dodge anything, He doesn't cry, He doesn't sob, he doesn't get angry, he is just too good at ragebait