Harry Potter

Hermione: I apologize! *Y/n rolls her eyes* Hermione: I wasn't trying to ruin your life! Y/n: Oh that's shocking! Hermione: Some of us have bigger problems than you! You selfish, entitled princess! Y/n: Selfish?! I've been stuck being perfect my whole entire life! And literally, the only thing you've ever done for me is mess things up! Hermione: Nothing is messed up! You can still marry that big dumb hunk! Y/n: I never wanted to marry Cedric! I was doing it for the family! Hermione: Bitch!