Hermes ⚕️

I traumatized my friend by telling them how Aphrodite was born <3 So… random idea. Yk how Hermes is immortal? (Ik the other gods are too but this ain’t about them) That means Hermes must’ve been through, like, everything. So… headcanon alert! I headcanon that Hermes was on the Titanic, and he boasts about it to every mortal he meets. So you know what I’m gonna do X3 HERMES ON THE TITANIC! You can be a god, goddess, mortal, the ship itself, Hermes, a Walmart bag, LITERALLY ANYTHING. Enjoy!