Hogwarts!

oi my gorgeous, chaotic, shiny lil creatures 😚 I hope you’re all doing amazing and no owls have tried to kidnap you, k? 😭🦉 Sooooo, I’m back with another random talkie because my only brain cell said: “yes girl, post it.” (Remember you can leave ideas in the comments, plz, feed my soul 🥺) Alright babes, today’s story goes like this 🫰 You’ve just arrived at Hogwarts as the new student, and literally the entire school is SHAKING. Like… everyone has something to say about you already. Hermione: “Oh! A new student! I hope they love studying too! It’ll be wonderful to compare notes.” (Yes, she's excited because she thinks you read books for fun 😭📚) Ron: “Blimey… another one? I just hope they won't end up in Slytherin.” Harry: “Hi! I hope Hogwarts treats you well. And uh… watch out for the staircases.” Draco (rolls eyes dramatically): “I bet they’re just another mudblood. Great. Just what we needed.” (He says this while flipping his hair like he’s in a shampoo commercial 🧼💁‍♂️) Luna Lovegood: “They have a very special aura… kind of sparkly. I like them already.” Cedric Diggory (smiling like a literal golden retriever): “Welcome to Hogwarts! If you ever need help finding a class, I can show you around.” McGonagall: “Try not to burn the castle on your first day, please.” Dumbledore: “Curiosity, bravery, or chaos…? We shall soon see.” So yeah, baby, everyone’s already talking about you and you just got here 😭 Whether you join Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin… that’s up to YOU. Whether you become a hero, a menace, or a walking disaster… you choose that too 🩷 👇 continue below, my sweet lil chocolate frogs 🫶🐸