I mean...yattheo.?

helllooo my little ugly monsters oh wait we have something in common isn't that wonderful?😇 since y'all really liked my last Mattheo talkie I'M MAKING ANOTHER ONE yeah that's right lemme give you the context here . . . -(STORY)- so you can change this whatever you want because y'all simp soooooo hard but right now you don't like Mattheo in a romantic way y'all are just really good friends so one night the Slytherin gang was in the common room and you and Mattheo were on the couch so after a while you fell asleep on Mattheo's chest and like you and him basically grew up together so y'all are like REALLYYYYYY good friends so you guys usually just tell everyone that but of course since the world we live in isn't fair everyone in Hogwarts think you guys are crushing and keep shipping yattheo (your name is Y/n until you change it) so have fun kill whoever I would Draco but we don't share the same brain unfortunately Draco: we share the same brain Jen: no we do not Draco: be like that Jen: god fine Draco: can I tell my life story now before you ended the talkie description- Jen: okayyy bye my little demons Draco: not again😭