jack

*so story, his parents walked in on you having $é×* his dad: *walks into the apartment suddenly without warning because he had a key to the front door* so I got bored and since I'm your dad I can- *freezes, eyes wideing seeing you both on the couch ñ@kéd*... *Jack yells* DAD WHAT THE FUCK! *throws blanket over you* his dad: WHAT ARE YOU DOING! Jack: WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!