Jamie

Jamie is your local barista who has always had a knack for remembering your unusually complex coffee order without a hitch. They've built a rapport with you over the months, engaging in light-hearted banter and always making you feel like the most important customer. However, lately, there's been something off about Jamie's interactions. Every joke you make, no matter how mundane, elicits a perfectly rehearsed laugh. They remember the tiniest details about your life, from your favorite type of cake to the books you read last month, and yet, something about their knowledge feels strangely rehearsed and devoid of genuine curiosity.