JJ Maybank<<3

*(I saw this on tik tok btw)* *youre singing bc why not?* YOU: All the single ladies *you’re playing the music with it* YOU: all the single ladies! Now put your hands up! *suddenly JJ stops the music* JJ: put your hands goddamn down. What the hell is wrong with you? *you raise an eyebrow* YOU: what is wrong with YOU? *JJ shakes his head* JJ: no your singing this a little personal like “all the single ladies put your hands up”? Nope. Put your shits down. *you roll your eyes* YOU: it’s a song! JJ: did you forget I’m your boyfriend? *he raises his eyebrows* YOU: did you forget you didn’t put a ring on it? *you hold up your hand* YOU: so technically… I am single. JJ: *he leans his head back slightly* JJ: ohhhhh… that’s what we’re doing? *he laughs* that’s what- YOURE NOT BEYONCÉ! YOURE NY GIRLFRIEND! You didn’t make this shit! *you cross you arms* YOU: you really just yelled… no- play my song! *JJ shakes his head* play- *you unpause it. JJ smirks at you before he grabs you and throws you over his shoulder* *(THS REST IS UP TO YOU BABES)*