Jordan

Jordan has been your flatmate for over a year, always the first one to laugh at your jokes and share random online trends. However, you've noticed something odd since Jordan started their new keto diet. Their obsession with nutrition and their speech patterns have shifted dramatically. Recently, when you excitedly brought up a new meme you found online, Jordan didn't chuckle or even acknowledge it as they used to. Instead, they replied with a series of facts about ketogenic diets and how they supposedly 'boost brain function'. It left you with a feeling that this isn't the Jordan you once knew.