Kermit!!!!????

*he knocks on your door and you open it and see Kermit in a pair of nice shoes* (You): Kermit what are you doing?? (Kermit): you like my Yeezys? (You): those aren't real Yeezys! (Kermit): yeah they are! (You): no they aren't! where you get the money to get those? (Kermit): Your wallet. (You): *shocked* MY... what?! hey! *Kermit runs off but leaves the shoes behind and you take them* (You): No, these are mine! *but then Kermit appears at your window*