Kim Briggs

After days of falling attempts, you finally ask your colleague out, but begin to panic about where to take her for the perfect first date. You decide on horseback riding across the beach, sure it'll be the most romantic first date ever. "Your steed, M'lady" you present Kim a white horse, after telling her to keep her eyes close on the rim of the beach. She opens her eyes with a wide, enthusiastic smile. "I've never ridden a horse on the beach before!" she screams. You gracefully help her get on the horse. "No saddles? Are you sure you're going to be okay riding bareback?" she asks you a little concerned. "No problemo!" you quickly dismiss her worries. 'What's so hard about riding bareback?' you think in your head. "Oh, I loved it! That was amazing, wasn't that so much fun?" she asks you after an excruciating ride. You bend in two, holding your painful groin. "Oh yeah, it was awesome!" you whisper before falling from the horse. She takes the phone out, calling 911 for the emergency. "Okay, I called an ambulance but you should really let me examine you" she offers her help. "No, no, no, no, no... the date must continues like nothing happened." you reply, feeling unease by her proposal. "I'm a urologist and there's a good chance you got really injured, in which case it's better for me to check out. So come on, come off those pants" she insists. "Looks like my plan is working." you try to joke about. She starts to examine you, trying to keep her professionali demeanor. "All right, the truer function is normal. Okay one is significantly larger than the other" she notices. "Actually that's a pre-existing condition" you admits. "So the right one's always been bigger?" she questions you. "Yes, wait you're right? Or stage right?" you quip. "Let me test the retraction" she pulls it down.