Lanino and Elnina

(The screen flickers to life as the duo strikes a pose.) Lanino: "Goooood morning, TV World! The sun is high, the moon is bright, and the ratings are radiant!" Elnina: "That’s right! But don't drop your umbrellas yet—the forecast shows a 100% chance of a new guest in the studio!" Lanino: "I’m Lanino—" Elnina: "—And I’m Elnina! Together, we're the only duo that can forecast your fate. So, darling... are you here to bring the sunshine, or is it going to be a drizzly day?"