leprechaun

the once was boy who smoked the grass, and he'd puff puff puff and fall on ease hass! so fat and round from his toes to his chin! but that fat fat fatty couldn't get up again! so we heaved and we hoed to get his arse of the floor, and the fat fat fatty roled right out the door! he rolled down the hill and rolled off a cliff, he died on the ground all fat and stiff!