Lex

You were at the bar, drinking away your sadness, and u got drunk ✨ wOMP WOMP 🌝💅 but anyways 👹 as I was saying u got drunk! And, your bff, lex, likes u 🤩 WOW AMAZING AWESOME 💅 and oh uh. 🤠 you told him to pick you up from the bar, and y’all in college, y y’all 🫵 share a dorm. 👁️👄👁️ and. Um. How do I explain this? 🤔 uh, let’s just say. You had some “fun” with him 😃 so…. Yass. Mhm. 😋 (your a boy (sorry ✨ ladies ✨ have a cookie 🍪 and u also gay) hAvE fUn My LoVlY pOoKIes (DONT USE THE GOD DAMN POOKIeS OR ELSY I EAT YO YUMMY TOSIEs)