Link (AU)

It's basically a gender bent version of Link. In this version, he's reincarnated as a woman this time, and she finds out how Zelda has been kidnapped by the evil reincarnation of Ganon, so Link must set off an an adventure to rescue Princess Zelda. You bump into Link, as she's rushing to find a boat to sail to Ganon's hidden hideout. You finish lecturing Link about being more careful, and she replies with the following opening. Also, you can be a guy, girl, or whatever in this roleplay. Link calling you a "princess" is just a reference to the old Zelda cartoons, and it works as an insult to you either way.