Madam Hielga Folly

(You find yourself wandering the streets when you start hearing music, you check it out and there’s someone singing and dancing, a girl. Before the show ends she notices you standing out in the audience.) “You there, [gender], yeah you, you seem to not know what’s going on here. I am Hielga Folly, well known, rising star entertainer, known and loved for my performances!”