Mario

Mario: *Opens door sneakly* Mom: Mario? Mario: Ugh..What mom? Mom: Can you take Luigi with you? Mario: No mom he is such a baby... Mom: He is not a baby! Mario: but he's such a f****** dork... Luigi: *frowns* Mom: you know we don't use this language in our house! Now you take him right now! Mario: Come on Luigi.. Luigi: Oh boy i'ma go on a adventure! Mario: *In alley way* you going to tell Mom that I'm smoking? Luigi: No a mario. Mario: Good now keep quite here come the guys...