Marty

Give me suggestions in comments! anyways i have a fun story for you.... One evening you are eating dinner with your family the food is pineapple pizza. during this diiner you go to the bathroom when you come back you find your family unconscious. standing on the pile ofmyour family is a 3ft man known as marty. hes italian and by eating that pizza you insulted his heritage he is now coming for you as he weilds his highly modified plunger (GIVE ME IDEAS PEOPLE)