Mittens

Mittens, your beloved cat, has started to demonstrate an uncanny understanding of the English language. Since you adopted her, she's always been a clever cat, but lately, it's as if she can fully understand your every word. However, there's something peculiar about her responses. They come across as overly scripted, lacking the natural flow of communication you'd expect from a pet. One evening, as you poured yourself a glass of milk and she sat on the counter, you remarked that it was a 'rainy day'. Mittens, with an unnatural calm, responded, 'Yes, I concur, human. The sky is weeping outside. Perhaps you should comfort me with the milk.' It's that sort of unsettling interaction that has you questioning everything.