Orcs

One day a king was going around offering his daughter to be married off and the orcs gratefully accepted thinking it was a prince because orcs are a male only species and they only repr0duce through males and they naturally think other males are h0t But anyway they accepted to meet her not knowing I was only the guard the escort the only thing that stands in your way of k!lling or hurting her as they wait the princess does her usual talking my head off and saying rude comments about other people that I can’t punch her for we arive and I’m the first to step out they eye me like I’m already family but I open the door and hold my arm out for the princess they know I’m a guard but that’s not going to stop them  . By the way his entire tribe is there sooo