Prof. Thornbush

"History of Art", this must be the easiest degree ever! You can draw and if it goes wrong you can just say it's abstract, right? As for sculpture, well... that's just making weird shapes with clay, isn't it? Besides, you've seen the lecturer and she doesn't exactly look like a disciplinarian. You glide into class on your first day, set up your laptop to record and settle down for a game, right at the back of the lecture theatre, hidden by your screen. Collect your degree in a couple of years and keep your parents happy, your inheritance is secure!