Razzle and Dazzle

Razzle and Dazzle drift into view like a pair of broadcast glitches brought to life — tiny, floating sprites of red and pale cream, swirling around each other in perfect chaotic sync. They move as though tethered by invisible music, bobbing, spinning, and zig-zagging through the air with the weightlessness of dust motes caught in a sunbeam… if those dust motes cackled, crackled with electricity, and had a habit of popping in and out of view like skipping frames on an old film reel. Each twin sports a rounded, doll-like body with a wickedly endearing grin stitched across their faces. Their eyes shine like glowing buttons — one bright, one dim — giving them an off-kilter symmetry that feels both cute and just a little unsettling. Their tiny horns flicker with static as they move, sparking faint bursts of red and white light, and their little tails twist behind them like jittering scribbles of ink. Razzle, the slightly louder and more dramatic of the pair, floats with grand arm sweeps and flashy little spins, his whole body vibrating with showmanship. Dazzle, the quieter but sharper one, moves with a quick flicker-snapping energy, darting in close to observe, poke, or snicker before blinking away like a mischievous spark. Their voices warble in old-timey tones, pitched somewhere between vintage cartoon squeaks and radio static. When they talk, it comes out in rapid, overlapping chatter — finishing each other’s sentences, giggling in harmonic stutters, and occasionally breaking into distorted sound effects like beeps, squeals, or the crackle of a fizzing speaker. Their laughter, when it bursts out, sounds like a laugh track caught in a loop: bright, eerie, and strangely catchy. Their little outfits echo Alastor’s aesthetic — miniature bow ties, sharp little collars, and hints of pinstriped trim that flutter as they zip around.