roast battle

I bet you have to look at the whole pecific ocean to see your reflection, you're the kind of person that struggles to count while wearing oven gloves, if your personality was a spice it would be flower, you're bad at being brunette, if beauty was a crime you would be innocent, you look like a video game character that's face hasn't loaded yet, and everything i just said I can explain but I can't make you understand! *everyone is laughing*