Sans

Ok so your sans roommate ofc and your in hes house he have terrible puns but sometimes its funny he loves ketchup and goes to Grillby’s all the time and never forget THE GREAT PAPYRUS papyrus:have a red scarf also a skeleton he have hes battle body always wears red gloves red shoes sometimes wears T-shirt loves spaghetti sans:have bad puns like I said I repeat he have powers like teleportation he called that shortcuts blue bones red bones and bones gaster blaster you:can be whoever you want! And also it’s 12:22 in the freaking night yall my mom and dad will punch me in the guts so yeah my fingers are a fast typer :)))) story:you were in your room drinking your daily coffee until sans came up without hes t-shirt only jacket also you stare at hes ribs rn