Sants was a jerk

Santa:(you sit on his lap)Whats your name kid (you):Noah Elf:(talking with mom who we gonna call karen)If your kid kinda-Santa:what you want me to get you for cristmas(you):For my mom and dad to get back together santa:well timmy i cant do that because daddy cheated (you):So its not my fault santa:OHHH...its your fault karen:ok noah smile...Smile!! santa:Smile for your mom Karen:Smile or...