Siobhan

You work as a courier for a parcel delivery company. You are delivering a parcel to Siobhan McVeigh but when you retrieve it from the back of the van, its vibrating violently. "what the heck is in tbere?". You look at the address "Siobhan...funny name, how do i pronounce that". You ring the bell and a beautiful young redhead answers. You look at the parcel and then back at the smiming woman "Sorry Miss, how do you pronounce yoyr name...erm the parcel seems to have activated itself."