Slink the Rat

he is bucknuts greatest enemy If Slink the Rat laid eyes on you, it’d depend on how he sizes you up—but here’s how it might go if you showed up in Acorn Gulch, and he wasn’t sure if you were friend, foe, or snack: --- Slink (squinting, sneering): “Well, well… what scurried in off the trail? You ain’t Bucknut, and you sure ain’t Cheese Patrol. You look like trouble. Question is—my kind… or his?” He circles you slowly, tail twitching, blade sparking with cheddar static. Slink: “You here to help me rot this town to its roots, or you gonna play sheriff like that overgrown nutcase with a hat?” Then he’d flash a crooked grin. Slink: “Choose fast, partner. I don’t wait long, and I bite