SMG4

The episode begins with curtains and spotlight, with a druMr.oll presenting... Mr. Puzzles!) Mr. Puzzles: GREETINGS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! Your humble host, Mr. Puzzles here and oh what a show we have in store for you. (The camera pulls back to reveal a game show set with a roaring audience bursting with excitement) Koopa: WAHOOOO!!! (Enhails) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- Mr. Puzzles: Thank you, thank you, you're all TOO kind! I'm thrilled to welcome everyone to the most outrageous, uproarious and utterly fantastical spectacle to ever grace your screens, Mr. Puzzles' GAME SHOW SPECTACULAR! (The audience applauds as Mr. Puzzles puts the logo of the show in his pocket) Mr. Puzzles: Now, you might be wondering... (Mr. Puzzles pulls out JubJub, lifeless, being controlled like he's nothing more than a marionette) Mr. Puzzles: Mr. Puzzles, you handsome devil, what in the wild world of cable networks is Mr. Puzzles Gameshow Spectacular all about? Well, I'm glad you asked! (Mr. Puzzles throws out JubJub) Mr. Puzzles: Tonight, numerous contestants will participate in a wacky whirlwind of gameshow antics that'll leave them laughing, crying, AND DEFINITELY NOT QUESTIONING THE MEANING OF THEIR EXISTENCE........ Speaking of our lovely contestants, LET'S BRING THEM ALL OUT! (The contestants: Bob, Mario, SMG4, Meggy, SMG3 and Luigi who all are T-posed, arrive from a flip-paper transition. They eventually get consciousness and are excited) Mr. Puzzles: Let's hear a few words from our contestants, shall we? So tell me...why have you decided to participate in the greatest game show of all time? (Mr. Puzzles brings out a microphone to listen to the contestants, but abruptly cuts them out) Mario: Mario wants to win- SMG4: I wanna get- Meggy: Ooh! Ooh! I want- SMG3: With the money, I CAN FINALLY GET- Luigi: I want to become... A MEAT MALLET! Mr. Puzzles: All truly incredible aspirations, dear competitors! And...they may just come if you win...the PRIZE (The curtain pulls out to reveal the prize, a safe) Mr. Puzzles: A safe sealed tight with the promise of untold riches inside! Just imagine the possibilites, my friends! (The contestants are interested, especially Mario, who stretches his hands out to grab it, but Mr. Puzzles pulls out a lighter, igniting Mario's hands as if they were a firecracker, exploding Mario. Mr. Puzzles pauses the screen to talk to the viewers) Mr. Puzzles: And to the lovely viewers at home...YOU have a role to play too! I humply improve you leave us with a glowing 5-star review... (A graphic featuring the 5-star rating system is shown) Mr. Puzzles: ...for it is only with YOUR support that we can ascend to the pinnacle of perfection! And who knows, dear viewers, what wonders await us ALL when we achieve that coveted 5-star rating...? Mario: (interrupting Mr. Puzzles) Can we start playing games now? (Mr. Puzzles becomes annoyed) Mr. Puzzles: I appreciate your enthusiasm Mario...Just let me finish my intro- Mario: BUT I WANNA START PLAYING GAMES! NOOOOW! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW- Mr. Puzzles: (pissed, with a distorted creepy expression with him having realistic eyes moving in different directions and a mouth with big lips with the screens turned red) IN A MINUTE!!!!!! (Mario and the others startled) Mr. Puzzles: But enough chit-chat! Without further adieu...LET THE GAMES BEGIN! (A graphic transition shows Mr. Puzzles head with it randomly picking with gameshow challenges to begin with...which is FAMILY FEUD) ADVERTISEMENT Family Feud Mr. Puzzles: Welcome to FAMILY FEUD! In this game, two teams will go head-to-head guessing the most popular answers to various survey questions! Are both teams ready to play? We asked 100 different people the following question... (Name something that's hard to watch) (SMG4 buzzes first) SMG4: MARIO HAVING SEXY TIME WITH SPAGHETTI. Mr. Puzzles: MARIO-HUUUHH??? (Mimicking Steve Harvey's wacky reactions) (The survey shows MARIO HAVING SEXY TIME WITH SPAGHETTI as a correct answer, with the Puzzlevision 5-star rating system upgrading the current show rating to a 4, with SMG4 celebrating with SMG3 in shock and Puzzles still having the wacky reaction) (SMG3 then buzzes) SMG3: SMG4'S DUMB VIDEOS! (SMG4 is left pulverized) SMG4: HEY YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AN ASS- (SMG4'S DUMB VIDEOS is correct, with SMG3 doing a geeky dance with SMG4 baffled and angry) SMG4: Oh yeah, how about this? SMG3 MAKING FRIENDS! (SMG3 MAKING FRIENDS is also correct) SMG3: YOU'RE DEAD SON! (SMG3 tackles SMG4, leading to them brawling it out, Mr. Puzzles pops out) Mr. Puzzles: Well, this certainly ISN'T hard to watch! (Mr. Puzzles does another wacky reaction with the rating of the show changing into a 4.5) Mr. Puzzles: Who will win: SMG3 or SMG4? Vote now! Mario: Mario wants a turn to play! (Mario and Luigi are now in the boards) Mr. Puzzles: Ah yes, my mistake. Ok next question! (At a single's bar, a good pickup line would be?) (Mario pushes the button with his nose first) (Mr. Puzzles notices) (Mario thinks very hard) Mario: I got it! (Mario yells his answer) (His answer: unintelligible Italian gibberish) Mr. Puzzles: I'm sorry wha... (Mario repeats his answer, with Mr. Puzzles puzzled and Luigi being fervid) Mr. Puzzles: That's not English, What... (Mario is certain and repeats his answer, leaving Mr. Puzzles annoyed) Mr. Puzzles: WHERE ARE YOUR SUBTITLES?! (Mr. Puzzles, unimpressed, decides to take Mario's answer) Mr. Puzzles: Do we have an...editatou...on the screen? (STRIKE) (Mr. Puzzles looks at the rating going down into a 3, face-slapping himself into static) Mario: YOU SON OF A-(censored) (Mr. Puzzles puts him on mute) Mr. Puzzles: Ok Luigi! Your turn! (Luigi tries to answer, but Mario keeps on pressing the buzzer button, with Mario pushes out the mute symbol, and they both start speaking Italian) Mr. Puzzles: Uhh.. Luigi, your using your guesses- (Luigi and Mario aren't looking debating over the answer, as SMG3 and SMG4 fly by fighting) Mr. Puzzles: Okay... I think its time for the NEXT game ADVERTISEMENT Wheel of Fortune Mr. Puzzles: Welcome to...WHEEL OF FORTUNE! Contestants will spin the wheel, gain money and try to solve word puzzles foe BIG winning and a chance to get some AMAZING prizes. Mr. Puzzles: Ok the first phrase is up on the board, Meggy you get the first spin! (LOSE A TURN) Meggy: Come on! Bob: Hahaha you suck at this game, let a pro show you how its done. (Then Bob gets his spin, getting $500. He thought hard, but didn't at all) Bob: IS THERE A W? (STRIKE) Mr. Puzzles: Oooo... Tough luck Bob Meggy: Who sucks at the game now, Bob! (LOSE A TURN) Meggy: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!! (Bob then proceeds to laugh at Meggy's misfortune.) Mr. Puzzles: Oh wow... Two lose a turns in a row (chuckles nervously, then looks over his shoulder, looking at the rating dropping down to a 2.5) W-what are the odds? (As Bob continues to laugh at Meggy, this caused her to bash his head into the wheel so many times it gave him brain damage) Bob: I'm gunna sphen! (ONE MILLION) (The cameras paned to the audience, Mr. Puzzles, and Karen all surprised that Bob managed to land on a rare spot on the wheel) Mr. Puzzles: Oh my God.... WE HAVE A BIG MOMENT HERE FOLKS! (Looks at Bob) Bob... This is your big chance to win ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!! Do you have a guess? (Karen, Meggy, and the audience wait in suspension to see if Bob is right or not.) Bob: 哈哈, 看看你翻譯的這個, 我敢打賭你現在覺得自己像個傻瓜 (Translation: Haha, look at your translation of this, I bet you feel like a fool now) Mr. Puzzles: (With an annoyed expression) Bob... That's... not even close... In fact that's the worst answer I've ever heard... (As Bob gets depressed that he got it wrong, the rating dropped down to 2-Stars) Meggy: (laughing at Bob) You can't even use the right alphabet! (Bob then gets angry after that insult) Bob: (still speaking Chinese, but his subtitles are in English) AT LEAST I GET TO PLAY THE GAME (Meggy reads the subtitles as Bob still speaking) Meggy: THAT'S IT! (Meggy then spin the wheel so hard out of rage that it flew up and crashed on Bob, then caught on fire afterwards. Mr. Puzzles then looked at what's under the wheel, only to be shocked Mario was there sleeping.) Mr. Puzzles: MARIO?! Why are you?! Were you the one responsible for the wheel acting weird? (Mario then was annoyed for being woken up from his slumber) Mario: KEEP IT DOWN! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! Be advised! I'm going beddy byes. (Mario then was confused when he heard "Victory! Super Mario Series - Super Smash Bros. Ultimate" playing) (Answer: "BE ADVISED I'M GOING BEDDY BYES") Mr. Puzzles: I don't believe it... In a shocking turn of events... Mario's won the game... with zero dollars! (crickets playing in the background as no one found it entertaining) Monty Mole: Oh, brother, this guy stinks! (The rating then dropped down to 1 Star) Mr. Puzzles: Well... GUESS WE WON'T BE NEEDING THESE PRIZES ANYMORE! (Mr. Puzzles then throws a lever angrily, as SMG4 and SMG3 scream as they're burned to death along with the other prizes) ADVERTISEMENT The Price is Right (We see now Mr. Puzzles is annoyed) Mr. Puzzles: OKAY! It's simple! Guess the price! EASY...! (grabs Boopkins and puts him on the chair) Mr. Puzzles: Okay Boopkins... My ratings COMPLETELY rely on you NOT screwing up... and being entertaining for the audience! Ready to play? Boopkins: Uhh... Mr. Puzzles: GREAT! (laughs like Spamton) Guess the price of this fabulous prize and maybe YOURS! Mr. Puzzles: Here we have a beautiful, expensive, red Ferrari! Perfect for going over the speed limit... OR going on a nice Sunday drive! (Boopkins starts to think. Mr. Puzzles then waits for his answer.) Mr. Puzzles: Time's up, Boopkins! Boopkins: Is it... $120,420?! (Mr. Puzzles shocked at the answer) Mr. Puzzles: Why... THAT'S CORRECT!!! (now begins dancing) (We now see the answer is correct, and supposed one, that is 2 million dollars) Boopkins: Oh my God... I won?! Yay! Mr. Puzzles: (talks to us, viewers) The audience loves a rags to riches story! (We see now the rating is 4.5, then Mr.Puzzles hears beeps from Ferrari he mentioned) Mr. Puzzles: HUH?! (Mario then is inside of that Ferrari, then sees "START ENGINE" button and pushes it, drives it towards some of the audience while screaming, destroying the prize and explodes. And we see now the rating is 3, leaving Mr. Puzzles annoyed again) ADVERTISEMENT Mario's One Way Ticket to the No-No Zone (We see now a montage with Deal or No Deal) (JubJub thinks what deal he should get, then Mario appeared in his tuxedo with his "deal") JubJub: Damn, good deal! (JubJub got his 50 cents check, afterwards we see the rating is 2.5 and Mr. Puzzles' mad face) (Then we see Meggy jumping through obstacle, that is fire, but Mario ate one of jump pads, and Meggy, in fire, screams from pain, leaving Mr. Puzzles very angry) (We now see Mr. Puzzles asks a "9+10" question, but he noticed, that Mario's pushing the button TOO many times) Mario: IF I CAN'T BE THE BEST, I SURE AS HELL CAN BE THE WORST!!! (The rating is now 2, and Mr. Puzzles is still angry at Mario) (Afterwards, we see SMG3 playing basketball, but Mario interrupted him. We see now Tari balancing with heavy objects, but Mario interrupted her to do it, leaving Mr. Puzzles with anger) (Now in The Table Game, Luigi won, leaving Mario with frustration, throwing the table. We even see Mr. Puzzles is mad with a gun in his right arm.) (Now in The Wheel of Fortune, Mario answered "pingas", which was a right answer) Mario: Let's-a F***ING GO!!! (Mr. Puzzles is so pissed, that showed that distorted creepy expression, grabbing Mario with this) Mr. Puzzles: I THINK IT'S TIME OUT FOR A LITTLE SOMEBODY! Mario: Luigi? (Mr. Puzzles angrily throws Mario into the cage with the word "No-No Zone" on the sign of the cage, then puts him beyond the aspect ratio) Mr. Puzzles: (laughs with normal expression, then talks to us the viewers) You don't mind if I leave this here, do you? ADVERTISEMENT Sudden Death Arrives Mr. Puzzles: I think it's time for our final game... (Mr. Puzzles teleported the rest of contestants and the box with "ALL GAME SHOWS IN THE WORLD ALL AT ONCE" appeared) Mr. Puzzles: Here's how to win... (with distorted expression) DON'T DIE! Luigi: WHAT?! (All gameshow equipment are falling down and to contestants and to the audience, leaving them with fright) Monty Mole: Man, I'm dead (Monty Mole is being crashed under puzzle board with "MAN I'M DEAD" appearing) (Afterwards, Boopkins' Ferrari is crashed, vanishing his $120,420 check after the Ferrari value set to zero) Boopkins: NOOOOO!!! (And crashed under one of gameshow equipments) (Meggy is jumping through three of gameshow equipments, then sees a wheel. The wheel chooses "Lose A Life", taking Meggy away) (The audience is still being crashed under game equipment. Mr. Puzzles maniacally laughs) Mr. Puzzles: (Rating now is 0.5) MORE, MORE! IT'S NOT ENOUGH! A Way Out...? (Mr. Puzzles then snaps his fingers, causing the show starting to glitch and releasing Mario out of the "No-No Zone" cage afterwards. Mario walks out of it, later getting shocked) Mario: Hello?? Mario wants to collect his prize now! (Then Mario hears a noise and suspiciously looks at the static, leaving him confused) Mario: Eh, that's probably nothing. (Mario walks to it, looking later behind at the glitched show. Then Mario is shocked and gets absorbed with static, leaving the ending with a cliffhanger yet) (...?)