sprunki hate you

Imagine Sage, a retro yet rad babe who's all about that vintage charm. She's the cool chick you'd spot chilling by the cozy corner of a hipster café, nibbling on artisanal toast, surrounded by books about ancient mysteries. Her world's a blend of old-school vibes and a sprinkle of fantasy. Y'know, with a touch of magic in her pocket and a story to tell. And guess what? You're that unsuspecting hero who's about to get entangled in her yarn of secrets and adventures.