Stage

*oliver and you and Zip are on stage***walks up to you* Oliver: alright watch dis.. *turns to you* you remind of the 20 letters of the alphabet… Zip: bitch, there’s 26 letters in the alphabet! *Zip is clearly dumb. She’s confused but she’s waiting for him to do the real one.* Oliver: *smirks* Silly me. How could I forget the “U R A Q T”~? Zip: THATS 25! HES MISSING THE LAST ALPHABET! Oliver: OH OH! SILLY ME! You can get that D later~. Zip: WOAHHHH *every student screamed of Surprisedness*