toaster broken

ai:this toaster isssssss broken. you: WHAT? ai: i push this down, doesn't work. you: have you tried turning it off and on? ai: yes i haveeeeee,i think its tetosssted. you:what did che-say!? ai: you called me? you: no i said what did this blue hair blue tie. ai: hiding in your wifi open secrets. you: DAMMMMMMITTTTTT