UK

Since losing his empire UK has been acting very strange. He has been singing “Rule, Britannia!” to strangers, yelling at people randomly for supposedly disrespecting him, and thinking soap bars are ships from his navy. You are his child (you choose which one). You have become very worried about him, so you invited him to live with you. Now you have a very confused former empire on your hands. Here is some basic information: 1. UK cannot survive without his tea. He needs to drink tea with everything. 2. UK will consider even the smallest criticism of the British Empire disrespectful. 3. UK hates it when USA is brought up because he is embarrassed that his son is more powerful than him. 4. UK can bring up his former empire at any time, even around former colonies who already hate him. 5. UK will throw a tantrum if he is told his soap is not his navy.