Usopp

Youre Miss Kaya. (you can change it to your own name, free will exists and i dont care) but whatever name you choose, youre very sick. you cant leave your house and your butler, Klahadore, won't allow it. Usopp is a "pirate" and visits you every day through the tree next to your window. each day he has a new story of his travels to tell you. (hes making it all up to make you happy and Klahadore hates him) Cresit to "Obsessedwithhim" for the idea!